My girl Almie tells it like it is. Check her out at Apocalypstick.com.
Be thankful for every heartbreak, for they were planned. They come into your...– (via idareyoutoclickthis) (via peanutsforlunch) (via lovefumes) (via cupicedtea) (via acharmedlife)(via navleen)
I only took French 101 and I can even appreciate this joke. There were two cats, a French one and an American one. The French one was named Un, Deux, Trois Cat. The American one was named One, Two, Three Cat. There was a swimming competition and they both swam across a river. Who won? The American cat, because Un Deux Trois Quartre Cinq. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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